One day you find an old computer mouse in your backyard. Jokingly, you point it at a rock and right-click only to find that an options menu popped up just like on a normal computer. Detail your first week with the mouse, then detail your life ten years and how it’s changed just by being able to right-click anything
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Excerpts are from a 2012 interview with The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/gamesblog/2012/may/23/hideo-kojima-interview-part-1
We don’t use the same technology we used 10 years ago but we have the same people holding office for 30+ years
Arthur Weasley has decided to write a blog/diary/newspaper column documenting his interactions with muggles and their technology. Write some entries.
If aliens were looking in on our lives they would think that we were sexually attracted to technology
This is why I don’t work with non-profits anymore:
Me: (after meeting 3 times to discuss services) So, you worked and came up with a budget for our services next year?
Client: Yes, we came up with a budget that isn’t quite what you quoted us, but it’s a starting point.
Me: Ok, so we quoted you $30,000 for a year of services including full management of all of your technology. What did you come up with for a budget?
Client: $3k.
Me: Per month?
Client: For 2017.
Genji’s lines in “Heroes of the Storm” reveal the following:
- He thanks Overwatch for saving his life, because he was barely alive when they came across him.
- He notes that Overwatch has the power to produce such technology and save lives this way (which I assume means they are one of the very few organizations that can do that).
- He explains that his body is not a weapon; it is a massive, highly advanced prosthetic.
- He does not understand why people call him “Mr. Roboto” when he isn’t actually a robot.
- He references the “my body is ready” meme, so I guess being a filthy memer that cites ancient memes in the year 2070 runs in the family.
He also has lines that relate to Hanzo:
- “In hindsight, I should have listened when Hanzo said he had the high ground.”
- “My father once told me a story of two dragons who were grounded for a week because they stayed out past curfew.”
I thought I’d share because the lines relating to Hanzo really interest me. I also don’t know if these can be considered canon, but good to keep in mind, y’know?
Star Wars technology is so far advanced yet they still require a pilot for every vehicle
- me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*
- me: *has to google how to cook an egg*
Car remote entry has become standard in the 30 years since it was invented, but to unlock my house I’m still using technology over 6000 years old.
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